North Region Post 4

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Do a flip! Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.

Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.

  1. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.
  2. I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
  3. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

I can quit anytime I want! Yeah, lots of people did.